Warning: SW Saga and Mando and BOBF and TBB and MCU SPOILERS throughout.



Rated PG-13 for violence, sex humor and drug references



TITLE: The Mandalorian Humorous Version



SUBTITLE: The MacGuffin



Genre: Fantasy/Sci-fi



Timeline: Between Return of The Jedi and The Book of Boba Fett





Author: First author: study3600 (aka BrentKoivopolo888 or Anakin77)





Length: Two or more TV Show Seasons' Worth of Material to cover.





Notes: This collaborative work is not based upon a script but solely from observing the show and adapting it from a good memory, the best you can. This story is told in the present tense, in script format because that is the way Speak started to write it in 1999. Please no comments or discussion except not in-thread, but after the Seasons are all said and done and written up and parodied, at the very end, the thread will be open to all comments and discussion.






A long time ago in the as yet untouched by Kennedy Filoniverse....







THE HUMOROUS VERSIONS







THE MacGUFFIN







CHAPTER 1: The Man from Laurien





Red and Green Christmas colors flash on the screen, followed by the COOLEST TECHNO STAR WARS MUSIC EVER, and the first EVER CANON STAR WARS TELEVISION SHOW INTRO WITH SCENES from the SERIES is PLAYED, followed by the SEVENTEEN tiny words you have to put glasses on to see, at the bottom center of the screen which flash by for only a split second, (By the way, in case you weren't aware of this fact, you are now watching The MacGuffin).











INT EARTH-DODGE CITY-SALLOON-DAY







As DOC HOLLIDAY, BILLY THE KID AND BUTCH CASSIDY play POKER with WILD BILL HICCKOCK and ANNIE OAKLEY, a LONE GUNSLINGER WALKS into the BAR and-











Whack







MACE WINDY: Wrong movie, Anakin77, in fact I'm not even sure if that is a movie.







Anakin77/study3600: Ow! Sorry.







INT A PLANET-BAR-DAY







It is DARK in the BAR. DIDN'T HEAR'IM walks in and immediately gets into a BARFIGHT, which he wins HANDS DOWN.

He puts down a Bounty Puck on the bar, which lights up with THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON-LIKE MAN'S image.

DIDN'T HEAR' IM: I can bring you in warm...or I can bring you in Triple Ripple Fudge.

Everyone in the bar gasps.


LAGOON MAN: Hey, that's not even me. 

Failing at this he makes a VAIN ATTEMPT TO BARGAIN.







CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON-LIKE MAN: I can get you more credits.







HEAR'IM: (Raises hand to where ear is beneath his helmet) Eh? Didn't hear you.







BLACK LAGOON MAN: I said, I CAN GET YOU MORE CREDITS!!!







HEAR'IM: Geez, man, you don't have to yell. You're coming with me.

The BLACK-LAGOON MAN tries to run away. To prevent HIS QUARRY'S escape, he fires a blaster bolt OUT THE DOOR, making it close PARTWAY.



The man he's after attempts to squeeze out the PARTIALLY CLOSED DOOR, finds he can't, and tries in vain to fight DIDN'T HEAR'IM again.

DIDN'T HEAR'IM wraps him up in a cable, then slaps binders on his wrists.



DIDN'T HEAR'IM: Still your choice...warm or Triple Ripple Fudge.



LAGOON MAN: Warm, I guess.



DIDN'T HEAR'IM: Eh?



LAGOON MAN: WARM!



HEAR'IM: Ok, then let's go.








EXT ICE PLANET-EVENING







BLACK LAGOON MAN follows HEAR'IM across the ICE. A SPEEDER pulls up.