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[quote=study3600][b][color=#000000]SC 63 INT. MANAKIN'S HOVEL-MAIN ROOM-DAY[/color][/b] [i][color=#000000]LI-GON, PATME, JAB-JAB and ARTOO enter a small living space.[/color][/i] [color=#000000][b]MANAKIN:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Mom, I'm home![/color] [color=#000000][b]JAB-JAB:[/b] [/color][color=#000000](Fluffing a chintz pillow) Ooh, dissen cozy.[/color] [color=#000000][b]SCHMOO:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Manakin Leonard Streetwalker! Again you bring people home! You know you should (smiles when she sees Li-Gon) -introduce everyone.[/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000](Taking Schmoo's hand and kissing it) I am Li-Gon Jinn'n Tonic.[/color] [color=#000000][b]SCHMOO:[/b] [/color][color=#000000](Looking at Li-Gon with sex in her eyes) Charmed, I'm sure.[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON: [/color][/b][color=#000000]This is Patme Naberries. And R2-D2. And that louse lounging about in the corner's Jab-Jab Rinks. I'm starting to think he [/color][i]is [/i][color=#000000]a pathetic lifeform, but what do I know? Your son was kind enough to offer us shelter.[/color] [color=#000000][b]MANAKIN:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]I'm building a droid, wanna see? (Grabs PATME's hand) Well c'mon you're [/color][i]going [/i][color=#000000]to see it![/color] [color=#000000][b]PATME:[/b] [/color][color=#000000](sighs) Whatever. Let's see your droid.[/color] [i]MANAKIN leads PATME into the other room. ARTOO follows, beeping all the way.[/i] [/quote]
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