The Star Wars Humorous Versions
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[quote=study3600][b][color=#000000]SC 67 INT MANAKIN'S HOVEL-MAIN ROOM-DAY[/color][/b] [i]LI-GON listens to his comlink. OB-EWAN is in the COCKPIT of the QUEEN's SHIP.[/i] [color=#000000][b]OB-EWAN:[/b] [/color][color=#000000].....the Queen was upset, practically threw a tantrum, but no reply was made at all.[/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Somehow they'll get a trace anyway. Why don't you just, you know, let them reply. After all, it won't matter one way or the other, anyway.[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]How do you know?[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] I read the script, and oh, boy, I get to make mad love to this hot chick Schmoo later. I'm really looking forward to [/color][i]that [/i][color=#000000]part.[/color] [color=#000000][b]OB-EWAN:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]That's not in The Phantom Menace script![/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Oh? It's in the original TPM Humorous Version. Either Purp or Darth Vacuous wrote it in. All that went away when Yahoo! Geocities/Times Square went into Internet Limbo Land and the original TPM HV went down the tubes. Thank you, study3600![/color] [b][color=#000000]study3600: [/color][/b][color=#000000]No problem. Although I don't approve of premarital sex and I'm a virgin currently until I get married, I can't tell [/color][i]you [/i][color=#000000]guys what to do and what not to do with yourselves. Where would be the humor in [/color][i]that.[/i][color=#000000] Besides, you're fictional characters. And I'm the author, and as you know, your lovemaking will be offscreen, [/color][i]implied, [/i][color=#000000]not shown, because I refuse to write smut.[/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Really, you're the greatest.[/color] [color=#000000][b]study3600:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Hey, might as well enjoy your one night of wild, passionate lovemaking, because you [/color][i]know[/i][color=#000000] what happens near the end of the script................[/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Yeah, don't remind me.[/color][/quote]
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