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[quote=study3600][i]HANDS inspects the cockpit.[/i] [b]HANDS: [/b][color=#000000]Hey! Some little s*** Moof-milker put a compressor on the i[/color][color=#000000]gnition line.[/color] [i]HANDS moves to the corridor.[/i] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]Uncle Buck did. I thought it was a mistake too, puts too much stress on the[/color] [b]HANDS: -navicomputer RAINBOW: -Hyperdrive (Overlapping) HANDS: [/b][color=#000000]Ok, miss smarty-pants, how do you know so much, and how did Uncle Buck get this ship?[/color] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]I'm a pilot, and Uncle Buck stole it from the Hardy Boys, who stole it from Duncan Donuts.[/color] [b]HANDS: [/b][color=#000000]Who stole it from me, although they did leave me a gallon of coffee in compensation. Ah, Chunky, it's good to be back ho-what the....the floors are all sticky and there's pizza boxes and girlie magazines everywhere. This place is such a dump now. First thing we need to do is mop all the soda syrup up, and do a general cleaning of the ship.[/color] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]We need your help. The droid has to get to the Revolution base as soon as possible.[/color] [b]FUNN: [/b][color=#000000]He's carrying a map to Marcus Streetwalker.[/color] [i]Suddenly there is a big KA-CHUNK.[/i] [b]HANDS: [/b][color=#000000]Don't tell me the Velociraptors have gotten loose.[/color] [b]FINN: [/b][color=#000000]You're hauling Raptors?[/color] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]Velociwaddas?[/color] [b]FINN: [/b][color=#000000]Ever heard of the Tribbles Massacre?[/color] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]No.[/color] [i]HANDS RAINBOW BB and FUNN exit the ship. Outside is a cute little furball.[/i] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]Ah, cute.[/color] [b]FINN: [/b][color=#000000]Don't pick it up.[/color] [i]A BEEPBEEPBEEP is heard. HANDS looks at a monitor.[/i] [b]HANDS: [/b][color=#000000]Great it's the Golf Death Gang. They must have tracked us from Nantucket.[/color] [i]The DOOR opens. The Golf Death Gang enters.[/i] [b]BAILA TICKED:[/b][color=#000000] Hands Off, you are a dead man.[/color] [b]REY:[/b][color=#000000] What are you going to do?[/color] [b]HANDS:[/b][color=#000000] Talk my way out of it, like I do every time.[/color] [b]BAILA TICKED:[/b][color=#000000] There's no one in the galaxy left for you to swindle. Comedyclub wants their investment back too.[/color] [b]HANDS:[/b][color=#000000] I never made a deal with Comedyclub.[/color] [i]The BACK DOOR opens. In walks a STAND UP COMEDIAN and his audience, all armed with blasters.[/i] [b]TICKED:[/b][color=#000000] Tell that to Comedyclub.[/color] [i]Suddenly there are TWO cute furry things. HANDS nods knowingly. Hands takes a TRIBBLERAPTOR in each hand and lobs one each at each GANG. Suddenly, in the midst of each gang, one becomes two, which becomes four, then eight and as they multiply rapidly a monstrous transformation takes place as terrifying dinosaurs, though small, start ripping both GANGS to shreds.[/i] [b]HANDS:[/b][color=#000000] Back to the FOUNTAIN! Now![/color] [i]Once in the FOUNTAIN, they strap themselves into the cockpit, as HANDS prepares to jump from the hangar into HYPERSPACE.[/i] [b]RAINBOW: [/b][color=#000000]Is that safe?[/color] [b]HANDS: [/b][color=#000000]Kid, it's not the worst lore-breaking Hyperspace-related stunt that's going to be pulled off in this movie, trust me.[/color] [i]They jump out of the HANGAR.[/i] [b]BAILA TICKED: [/b][color=#000000]Tell the Third Order the fugitives they are looking for and the droid are on the Millennium Bug, with Hands Off.[/color][/quote]