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[quote=study3600][b][color=#000000]SC 35 INT CENTRAL MAIN HANGAR-HALLWAY-DAY[/color][/b] [i]CAPTAIN KIRK cracks open a side door to the central hangar. LI-GON looks over his shoulder. They see several NuhBOO spacecraft guarded by about FIFTY TINKER DRONES. ALARMS can be heard in the distance.[/i] [b][color=#000000]KIRK:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]There...are too many...of them.[/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]You're right, this is suicide.[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN: [/color][/b][color=#000000]They won't be a problem. (To Li-Gon) C'mon, Master, we got this![/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] I'm not going in there. You do it. (Crosses arms)[/color] [b][color=#000000]ARMADILLO:[/color][/b][color=#000000] You know, under the circumstances, I think it would be wise for us to come with you to Coruggant.[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Are you sure? The last thing we need is a bossy queen ordering us around and telling us what to do[/color] [b][color=#000000]AHMED-ALLA:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]There's something else behind all this. there's no logic in the Federation's moves here. They will kill me if I stay.[/color] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000](Puts his hands on his hips) They wouldn't dare! They need you to sign the treaty![/color] [b][color=#000000]ARMAPILLOW:[/color][/b][color=#000000] My feelings tell me they will destroy me. Face it, Ace, I'm coming with.[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Whatever.[/color] [b][color=#000000]CAPTAIN KIRK:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Your Highness,...this place...is too...dangerous...Getting out of here will...not be easy.[/color] [color=#000000][b]BABBLER:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]I will stay here and make phony transmissions from the planet so that the Trading Convention can somehow know of your whereabouts even if you don't even respond.[/color] [b][color=#000000]SC 36 INT CENTRAL HANGAR-NUHBOO-DAY[/color][/b] [i]The door opens to the main hangar. OB-EWAN, JAB-JAB, CAPTAIN KIRK, two GUARDS, and TWO HANDMAIDENS, DOPEY and SNEEZY, followed by QUEEN ARMERILLO, head for a sleek, chrome spacecraft that looks suspiciously like an SR-71 Blackbird. SOME BABBLER and THREE HANDMAIDENS, BASHFUL, OVERLY SHY, AND PRUDISH, stay behind with LI-GON. The HANDMAIDENS begin to cry as SOME BABBLER watches them approach the ship.[/i] [b][color=#000000]DOPEY:[/color][/b][color=#000000] C'mon, Patme, we can't have this movie without you![/color] [i]ANOTHER HANDMAIDEN, PATME, comes dashing into the hangar.[/i] [b][color=#000000]PATME:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]I was in the hangar's bathroom. Even handmaidens gotta go sometimes. I'm coming, already.[/color] [b][color=#000000]KIRK:[/color][/b][color=#000000] We need...to free...those pilots.[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000] I'll take care of that.[/color] [b][color=#000000]KIRK:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Who will get...the others...to their ship?[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b](Sighs) I'll take care of that first.[/color] [i]OB-EWAN leads the group to the SHIP.[/i] [b][color=#000000]GUARD DROID:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Where are you going?[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000] (Flashes card before DROID'S eyes) I am the chief inspector in charge of inspections for the office of..inspectors, ambassador of..ambassadorship and I am taking these people to Corrupomp.[/color] [color=#000000][b]GUARD DROID:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Where...are you taking them?[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000] To Corkychant,[/color] [b][color=#000000]GUARD DROID:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Wait, uh...that doesn't compute...uh (points at OB-EWAN) You're under arrest![/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]The hell I am![/color] [i]OB-EWAN ignites his brightsabre and SLICES the GUARD DROID in HALF. The OTHER TINKER DRONES OPEN FIRE and OB-EWAN deftly blocks all their blaster bolts back at them, while SPINNING, FLIPPING, TWISTING, and GENERALLY OPENING UP A CAN OF WHOOPA** on every DROID in the HANGAR.[/i] [b][color=#000000]PATME:[/color][/b][color=#000000] [/color][i]Damn[/i][color=#000000], this boy can FIGHT![/color] [i]When ALL the TINKER DRONES are dispatched, OB-EWAN lights a cigarrette.[/i] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Ok, Li-Gon, you big coward! The hangar's all clear![/color] [i]They all board the SHIP and it takes off.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 37 EXT TWEED-NUHBOO-HANGAR ENTRY-DAY[/color][/b] [i]The SHIP exits the hangar.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 38 EXT SPACE[/color][/b] [i]The sleek spacecraft speeds, which looks suspiciously like an SR-71 Blackbird, away from the planet of NuhBOO and heads for the DEADLY TRADING CONVENTION BLOCKADE.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 39 INT QUEEN'S SHIP-COCKPIT[/color][/b] [b][color=#000000]RIC OILY:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Our communications are still jammed.[/color] [i]Whack[/i] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Please don't state the obvious.[/color] [b][color=#000000]SC 40 INT QUEEN'S SHIP-DROID HOLD-SPACE[/color][/b] [i]JAB-JAB is led into a low, cramped doorway by OB-EWAN.[/i] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Ok, this is only place in the ship where we don't have to see your face or hear your incessant blather, and where you can't cause any damage, so stay here.[/color] [b][color=#000000]JAB-JAB:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Okeday.[/color] [i]OB-EWAN closes the door.[/i] [i]JAB-JAB looks around and sees a long row of short dome-topped ASTRO-POP DROIDS (R2 UNITS). The all look alike, save for their colors. JAB-JAB touches the TOP of one and the DROID EXPLODES.[/i] [b][color=#000000]JAB-JAB:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Ooops. Wonten be tryin[/color][i] dat [/i][color=#000000]again.[/color] [b][color=#000000]SC 41 EXT SPACE[/color][/b] [i]The QUEEN'S SHIP heads closer to the blockade. They are surrounded by explosions.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 42 INT QUEEN'S STARSHIP-COCKPIT[/color][/b] [color=#000000][b]OILY:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Our shield generator's been hit.[/color] [i]Whack[/i] [color=#000000][b]LI-GON:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]Tell me something I [/color][i]don't[/i][color=#000000] know.[/color] [b][color=#000000]SC 43 INT QUEEN'S STARSHIP-DROID HOLD[/color][/b] [i]All the DROIDS roll past JAB-JAB. As each one nearly runs him over, JAB-JAB says, 'How wude' each time. One little BLUE Astro-pop enters an air lock and is ejected onto the exterior of the ship.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 44 EXT NUHBOO SPACECRAFT-SPACE[/color][/b] [i]As the DROIDS attempt to fix the shields, they are blasted away and off the hull by the Federation Battleship's guns, each making a rather humorous screaming noise as it flies into SPACE. Finally, R2-D2 and R2-XY are the only two DROIDS left. R2-D2 rolls into R2-XY fast, knocking him off of the SHIP, hurtling him into the endless vacuum of SPACE. He then races toward the repair station, flips a switch that says TURN SHIELDS BACK ON, jumps back into the airlock and enters the ship.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 45 INT QUEEN'S STARSHIP-COCKPIT-SPACE[/color][/b] [b][color=#000000]OILY:[/color][/b][color=#000000] That little droid did it![/color] [i]Whack[/i] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]Duh! We just saw that in the last scene![/color] [b][color=#000000]SC 46 EXT SPACE[/color][/b] [i]The SHIP passes the BLOCKADE.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 47 INT QUEEN'S SHIP-COCKPIT-SPACE[/color][/b] [color=#000000][b]OILY:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]There's not enough power to get us to Corroyant...the hyperdrive is leaking.[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] We'll have to land somewhere to refuel and repair the ship.[/color] [b][color=#000000]OB-EWAN: [/color][/b][color=#000000]Here, Master, I've managed to search the entire local galactic star registry in three seconds and I've found a planet that might suit us. Patootie. It's small, out of the way, but the Federation has no presence there.[/color] [b][color=#000000]CAPTAIN KIRK:[/color][/b][color=#000000] How...can you be...so sure?[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] It's controlled by Pizza Hutt.[/color] [b][color=#000000]KIRK:[/color][/b][color=#000000] You can't...take her...Royal Highness there! The Hutts are...gangsta superstars! They'd...slit her throat for...looking at them...the wrong way! If they...discovered her...[/color] [b][color=#000000]LI-GON:[/color][/b][color=#000000] It would be no different than if we landed on a Fedration world..only Pizza Hutt's not looking for her, which gives us the advantage...start the sequence to light speed.[/color] [i]RIC OILY pulls back on the hyperdrive lever, and the stars go into starlines.[/i] [b][color=#000000]SC 48 EXT SPACE[/color][/b] [i]The SHIP streaks into HYPERSPACE[/i]  [/quote]