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[quote=study3600][b]SC 80 EXT PATOOTIE-DESERT MESA-NIGHT[/b] [i]The sinister looking Sift Infiltrator lands on top of a desert mesa at dus? (I'm sure he meant dusk), [/i] [i]scattering a herd of Banthas. Darth Bludgeon, steps out of his cockpit, wearing a T-shirt that says "Sith Lords Kick A**" and carrying a Boom Box on his shoulder playing hard rock at maximum volume. He trips and falls and tumbles to the desert floor, his Boom Box falling on his fool head.[/i] [b]BLUDGEON: [/b]Dang it all to heck!!!! [i]The audience looks at him in confusion, puzzled. Darth Bludgeon sticks his pierced tongue out at them.[/i] [b]BLUDGEON: [/b]Idiots! Buffoons! [i]Audience boos. Some want their ticket and popcorn money back.[/i] [i]Bludgeon gives them the finger. Audience shuts up. Then BLUDGEON turns off his BOOM BOX, and takes out his MICROBINOCULARS. He picks out the lights of three different cities in the DISTANCE, then pushes buttons on his electronic armband. Six football-sized mean-looking PROBE DROIDS exit the ship. They head in three different directions towards the cities. Darth Bludgeon stands on the mesa and watches them through his microbinoculars.[/i]  [/quote]