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[quote=study3600][b]SC 81 EXT PATOOTIE-MOS EPSOM-SLAVE QUARTERS-PORCH-SUNRISE[/b] Patme exits the hovel. [b]SC 82 EXT MOS EPSOM-SLAVE QUARTERS-BACK YARD-SUNRISE[/b] As the Twin Suns rise, Artoo is busy painting the racing pod. MANAKIN is asleep. PATME passes ARTOO. [b]PATME: [/b]I hope you're about finished. [b]ARTOO: [/b]Blip bloop bleep fickle d i c k l e doo. (Translation: Don't rush me, woman, I don't get paid for this fr***in' job.) [i]PATME sees KISSED-HER riding towards her on an Eopie. He is leading a second Eopie behind him. PATME goes over to MANAKIN.[/i] [b]PATME: [/b]Wake up you lazy bum. Some husband you'll turn out to be, sleeping while the poor droid does your work for you. [b]MANAKIN: [/b]Alright, I'm up already! PATME walks away. MANAKIN stands up and stretches just as KISSED-HER arrives. [b]MANAKIN: [/b]What's got into her this morning? [b]KISSED-HER: [/b]Oh, you know, Mani, her aunt Flo came to visit. [b]MANAKIN: [/b]How would her Aunt Flo even know she was here? Anyway, let's hook 'er up. [b]SC 83 - MOS EPSOM -ARENA -MAIN HANGAR - DAY[/b] [i]RACE CREWS mill about inside the Main Hangar. Just a reminder to anyone who wishes to jump in to this one and help write that this one's a round robin, add-on or collaborative work, but only on this humorousversions website. Be sure to be consistent with Parody names and the other Humorous Versions God bless and May The Force Be with you.[/i] [/quote]
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