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[quote=study3600][b][color=#000000]SC 49 INT NUHBOO-CASERTA PALACE-CONFERENCE ROOM-DAY[/color][/b] [i]A HOLOGRAM of DARTH CHIN is talking to RUNE VIIKING and NEWT RAYGUN. We listen in.[/i] [b][color=#000000]CHIN: [/color][/b][color=#000000]...And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?[/color] [b][color=#000000]NEWT: [/color][/b][color=#000000]She has...disappeared, my Lord. One NuhBOO Cruiser got through the blockade.[/color] [b][color=#000000]CHIN: [/color][/b][color=#000000](Sucks in in frustration) I want that treaty signed![/color] [color=#000000][b]NEWT:[/b] [/color][color=#000000]It is impossible to locate her ship.[/color] [b][color=#000000]CHIN:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Not for a Bith.[/color] [i]Whack[/i] [b][color=#000000]GL:[/color][/b][color=#000000] It's 'Not for a Sith' ! Get your menacing lines straight![/color] [b][color=#000000]CHIN:[/color][/b][color=#000000] Erm, right. Not for a Sith.[/color] [i]Another HOODED FIGURE FADES IN beside CHIN.[/i] [b][color=#000000]CHIN:[/color][/b][color=#000000][b] [/b]This is my apprentice, Darth Bludgeon. He will find your lost ship....(looks down) The sheen on this conference table is ridiculous. Have a bottle of whatever the Queen's servants wax it with sent back with Lord Bludgeon when he arrives later.[/color] [i]The HOLOGRAMS fade.[/i] [b][color=#000000]NEWT: [/color][/b][color=#000000]This is getting out of hand..now. he wants me to search every supply closet in this palace for a bottle of wax, and there are two evil Sith Lords, not to mention Lord Plaigiarist, who called him on the cellphone earlier. Something tells me Lord Chin is going to murder that one in cold blood after he learns he is nominated for some high political office, but what do I know, I'm just the Velcro of the Trading Convention, too low on the Sith totem pole to be more than a bug the future Emperor wipes off the bottom of his shoe after he stomps him to death.[/color][/quote]
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