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[quote=study2400]Tonight on The Tonight Show With Darth Vader, special guest Admiral Piett, who escaped the Star Destroyer Executor in an Escape Pod before it crashed in a fireball into the Second Death Star. DV: I went back five years into the past, any word on what became of me the day the Executor Crashed. PIETT: (Gulps) Well, Sir, *Ahem*, youwereredeemedbyyourson. DV: Run that by me again, Admiral? PIETT: You, uh, died, and so did the Emporer, and the Death Star blew up. DV: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. PIETT: *gasp* (starts choking). DV: You are in command now, Admiral Pierce. AP: (Breaks into a cold sweat). No, I did NOT surrender the Imperial starfleet to the Rebellion at Bakura. DV: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral Pierce. AP: *gasp*  (starts choking) DV: YOU are in command now Admiral [i]Admiral Pryce runs away screaming.[/i] PRYCE: GYAAAAAA! DARTH VADER: My next guest is Sheev Palpitatine, Palpy the Slimy or Principle Chin Snidious himself, my Master of Disaster, PALPATINE! AUDIENCE: PAPLATINE! PALPATINE! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! DV: So I've always, like, wanted to know, what is your favorite color. SP: (Waves hand) Oh, that's easy, pure black, obsidian, like the deep blackness of the inside of my heart and soul, coal pitch black. MACE F'N WINDOWS: KAHHHHNNNNN! All throughout your mofo' book Return of the Jedi its black this and blackness and darkness that! DAMMIT! WILLIAM SHATNER: KAAAAHHHHN!  CHECKOV: Kaaahhhn! DV: For my next question, what is your favorite food? SP: Ice, like the freezing cold ice in my heart and soul, and not just ordinary ice, dry ice from the pits of hell....and rice is pretty good too, brown, fried or white....shrimp fried rice is particularly good. DV: Ok, next question, what is your five year plan? SP: First, Nunya. Second. Vacationing on Sand World. Third, ruling the Galaxy. Fourth, manipulating everyone, including you. DV: Now, for our musical guest, Lou Christie, Lightning Strikes a go-go https://youtu.be/p1UDCsfwWoE?list=RDp1UDCsfwWoE And now a word from our sponsor: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCyMK4wqD4I&pp=ygUnaGFydmV5IGtvcm1hbiBjbGlwIDE5NzggaG9saWRheSBzcGVjaWFs]Cooking With Chef Gormaanda[/url] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCyMK4wqD4I&pp=ygUnaGFydmV5IGtvcm1hbiBjbGlwIDE5NzggaG9saWRheSBzcGVjaWFs And now my Monologue..... Ruling the Galaxy has been painful from the start, and with zero limbs and one good burned head, its even more painful. Can you comprehend phantom pain? and missing Patme terribly. But still I go on, knowing that one Day my Master will teach me the secret of Immortal Life, or, as he has promised, we will learn it together. But the waiting, oh the waiting, oh the inner turmoil, the memory of the pain of the immolation and the burning and the gooey Bacta, and the painful suit, oh, but still I go on because I'm the master of disaster and I've got death star, got death star, and I'm the king of the galaxy, and all this power has not corrupted me one iota. I love being Darth Vader, I really do, and I'm here to stay. For my last guest, Yoda. (Sound of record stopping) Wait, what? Yoda? Yoda: Much to learn you still have, Vacuous. Have you learned nothing? DV: This conversation is OVER! Leave now! YODA: (Sings) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wM2raPV5-M&list=RD-wM2raPV5-M&start_radio=1&pp=ygUceW91J2xsIG1pc3MgbWUgd2hlbiBpJ20gZ29uZaAHAQ%3D%3D As 'You'll Miss Me When I'm Gone' plays, the END CREDITS roll. Complied and edited by study3600. Episode AA001 "Piett, Lightning Strikes, Yoda, Sheev" is a production of STUDYPARODY UN LTD and anyone else may write or collaborate on individual Episodes, and make them as silly or goofy as they want, so long as they follow the same or similar formats as the original Episode.  [/quote]