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[quote=study3600][color=#000000]Tonight on the Tonight Show with Darth Vader, we will change format from Episode 1. I will start with my opening Monologue, then I will introduce tonight's guest, and our musical performance will end our show.[/color] [color=#000000]Just when you think you have the Galaxy in your pocket there's another Tarkin Town or another Ghorman or another Hoth. All these pockets of Resistance and the might of our mighty Empire to snuff them out. All these tiny fires, extinguished with the stamp of my big left boot. Yeah, the first death star blew up. That thing was an annoyance anyway. It caused way too many problems since its ambitious construction. Now we have the Death Star 2. That octopus is a beauty. I'll let you in on a little secret not many know. Sheev would be very grumpy if he knew I was telling you this, but although the station appears like its still under construction, it's actually fully armed and operational, and we are baiting the Rebels to attack us. Isn't that sheer genius? Like how Rian Johnson split the entire fanbase by subverting expectations. Sheer. ****ing. Genius.[/color] [color=#000000]And now, tonight's guest, Luke Skyrim.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: So, son, how is your marriage to Mara, the Emporer's hand?[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: She's a hot tamale, and I mean HOT.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: My Master thought as much.[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: Bad mental image.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: And how is Ahch-To this time of year?[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: Very rainy, but all the fish rise to the surface and I'm lovin' that green milk.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: So, I heard you cut yourself off from the Force.[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: Yeah, your grandson went dark on me, and I got like, totally discouraged and became like, this old crabby hermit.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: How's Han?[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: Well, he's left my sister and gone galavanting across the galaxy back to his old ways. Some hero of the Rebellion HE'S turned out to be.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: How's Lando?[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: Well, me and him went seeking Exegol, but our trail went cold when we couldn't find Ochi of Bestoon. Pudu.[/color] [color=#000000]DV: I don't even know where the hell Exogol is.[/color] [color=#000000]Luke: Happy Father's Day, Dad.[/color] [color=#000000](Gives Vader a Father's Day Card.)[/color] [color=#000000]DV: Awwwwwwwww.[/color] [color=#000000]And now, our musical guest, Elton John singing a song sung in Moulin Rouge by Ewan MacGregor, or Obi-Wan Kenobi to Duchess Satine, er, Satine the Sparkling Diamond, and hit it![/color] https://youtu.be/GlPlfCy1urI [color=#000000]As Your Song plays, the end Credits Roll.[/color] [color=#000000]Compiled and edited by study888[/color] [color=#000000]Episode AA002 "Luke and Elton" was a production of SPEAKPURPANDVACPARODYUN LTD[/color] [color=#000000]Just a reminder that this is Round robin.[/color][/quote]