Name

Message

[quote=study3600][color=#000000]INT. HOT - REBEL BASE - ICE CORRIDOR[/color] [color=#000000]Hands and Lee run toward the main hangar, where the Millenium Fountain is docked. Stinky-O lags behind.[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: Wait! Wait for me! Wait! Stop![/color] [i]STINKY-O sees a big door behind which is Wumpuh Ice Creatures marked with a sign that says 'DANGER'. He takes down the danger sign and puts up a sign that says FREE PORNO THEATER, and walks away. Several STORMTROOPERS don sunglasses and hats and enter discreetly. SCREAMS and the sound of LIMBS BEING TORN OFF can be heard inside. STINKY-O tries to join his friends but the door shuts in his face.[/i] [color=#000000]The door opens, and Hands sticks his head out.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Why not?[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: Um... (he waves his hand) You will let me in.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Sorry. Droids can't use the Force.[/color] [color=#000000]He slams the door.[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: Damn! Hey, wait a minute...[/color] [color=#000000]He inspects the wall next to the door. The snow is melting rapidly. Stinky-O pokes it, and the entire wall collapses, revealing the main hangar.[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: How typical.[/color] [color=#000000]Hands looks back, and waves to Stinky-O. (because hey, you can't win 'em all)[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Hurry up, Goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident![/color] [color=#000000]Stinky-O runs up the ramp, which begins to close before shuddering to a halt. Hands comes out swearing and hits it with a hydrospanner until it closes all the way.[/color] [color=#000000]INT. HOT - REBEL BASE - ICE CORRIDOR[/color] [color=#000000]Darth Vacuous strides down the hallways, black cape billowing out behind him. Suddenly a figure darts out of a side corridor and runs right into him.[/color] [color=#000000]RIKKAN: Hey, buddy, watch where you're going--[/color] [color=#000000]He does a double-take and realizes who he's talking to.[/color] [color=#000000]RIKKAN: Um... sorry?[/color] [color=#000000]Whack[/color] [color=#000000]Darth Vacuous strides past GENERAL RIKKAN's unconscious body.[/color] [color=#000000]VACUOUS: Apology accepted, GENERAL RIKKAN.[/color] [color=#000000]INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR[/color] [color=#000000]The Millenium Fountain struggles to start up but cannot. What a shock.[/color] [color=#000000]INT. MAN HANGAR - MILLENIUM FOUNTAIN - MAIN HOLD[/color] [color=#000000]Lee looks on as Hands and Chunky flip switches and turn knobs.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: How's this?[/color] [color=#000000]LEE: Would it help if I got out and pushed?[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: How about if you got out and left?[/color] [color=#000000]Stinky-O hurries up.[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: Captain Solo, Captain Solo-[/color] [color=#000000]Whack[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: But it's really very importa-[/color] [color=#000000]Whack[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: I'm afraid I must insist that you listen to what I have to sa-[/color] [color=#000000]Hands pulls out his blaster.[/color] [color=#000000]STINKY-O: It can wait.[/color] [color=#000000]INT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENIUM FOUNTAIN - COCKPIT[/color] [color=#000000]They move into the cockpit, where Hands flips some more switches. The lights come on, then die. Hands pulls out his trusty hydrospanner and starts whacking the control panel. It falls off.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Aw, nuts. You wouldn't happen to have a bobby pin, would you?[/color] [color=#000000]LEE: This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade![/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart.[/color] [color=#000000]The control panel suddenly sparks and bursts into flames.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Uh . . . surprise?[/color] [color=#000000]INT. HOT - REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR[/color] [color=#000000]A squad of stomptroopers enters the far side of the hangar. One of them, realizing he should have listened to his commander and gone to the refresher before he put on his snow gear, rushes out looking for the nearest unoccupied corner. The others train their weapons on the Fountain.[/color] [color=#000000]A hatch opens on the underside of the pirate ship. A laser gun falls out and lands on the ground.[/color] [color=#000000]INT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENIUM FOUNTAIN - COCKPIT[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Damn! Knew I should have fixed that. Chunky, get in here! Come on![/color] [color=#000000]Chunky rushes into the cockpit and sits down.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: Switch over. Let's hope he doesn't have a sore throat.[/color] [color=#000000]Hands switches on the PA system and nods to Chunky.[/color] [color=#000000]CHUNKY: RRRWWWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!![/color] [color=#000000]INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR[/color] [color=#000000]The troopers grab their ears in pain, and run from the hangar sobbing like little girls. The trooper who left earlier comes back in, adjusting his armor. He sees the others running and looks around in confusion.[/color] [color=#000000]STOMP: What'd I miss?[/color] [color=#000000]INT. MAIN HANGAR - MILLENIUM FOUNTAIN - COCKPIT[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: See?[/color] [color=#000000]LEE: Someday you're going to be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: (looking at Chunky) Punch it![/color] [color=#000000]Chunky shrugs, and smashes his fist through the control panel.[/color] [color=#000000]HANDS: No, I meant floor it![/color] [color=#000000]INT. REBEL BASE - MAIN HANGAR[/color] [color=#000000]The Fountain belches a huge cloud of black exhaust and shoots out of the hangar. Darth Vacuous enters just in time to see the ship disappear.[/color] [color=#000000]VACUOUS: Damn! I knew I shouldn't have stopped to ask for Ion Cannon Chick's phone number![/color] [color=#000000]He throws the scrap of paper down to the floor in anger and strides out of the hangar. A few moments later, he comes back in, glances around to make sure no one's watching, picks up the paper, and brushes off the snow. He stuffs it into a pocket and storms back out of the hangar.[/color] [color=#000000]EXT. HOT - ICE SLOPE - DAY[/color] [color=#000000]Marcus climbs up the slope to where the X-Wings are stored. Another pilot runs up to him.[/color] [color=#000000]PILOT: Hi, Marcus. I'm gonna be your wingman for the flight out.[/color] [color=#000000]MARCUS: (eyes widening) DUCK![/color] [color=#000000]PILOT: Huh?[/color] [color=#000000]A low-flying Millenium Fountain shoots out of the hangar, skims the snow dunes, and hits the pilot so hard his boots are left behind.[/color]  [/quote]