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[quote=study3600]INT. CAREBEARS HUT-ENDORPHIN-STILL DAY-FOR THE LAST TIME, NIGHT NEVER COMES!!!! SEE-STINKY-O has all the Carebears gathered in a circle around him. He is telling them the whole story of his involvement with the Rebel Scum and their adventures fighting the Empire. He is speaking in plain English. The Carebear audience is cheering and applauding. CHIEF RUXPIN: You are now honorary members of our tribe. HANDS: It's what I've always wanted. LEE: Really, Hands, could you think of a cornier line? TELEMARCHUS: We know a secret entrance to Imperials' shield generator, a "back door" if you will. It isn't really heavily-guarded at all. We have eyes everywhere. HANDS: Well, short help is better than no help at all, right, Chunky? TELEMARCHUS' eyes go wide in shock and he begins to remove his hood, but Hands quickly adds: HANDS: No offense meant by that, of course. TELEMARCHUS: (Tersely) None taken. (Replaces his hood) POOH: Hey, guys, look! THREE UMPERIAL SHORTSTOP WALKERS strut along the outskirts of the Carebear Village. SMOKEY: I'll show them! Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em! YOGI: You'll get your chance. (Balls paws into fists, seething, narrows eyes to slits) We'll ALL get our chance. INT. VADER'S PESONAL SHUTTLE-SPACE: GENERAL RIKKAN stands at attention. VACUOUS: I am giving you a special mission, for which there will be a substantial reward. Go patrol the Candy Castle Region of the Forest of Feeling up on the Gingerbread Moon. Here you will be stationed unless called for. Understood? And try not to piss the Candy King off, he's very temperamental, especially with outlanders. Bow and scrape before him, and don't act out of line. You will need his immunity to be allowed to pass through his territory. GENERAL RIKKAN: Yes, Lord Vack-ou-OUSSSS! VACUOUS: GOOD GOD! Please stop pronouncing my NAME like that! That's just why Lord CHIN ratted out Greedy's position to the Jedi. GENERAL RIKKAN: Yes, DV. VACUOUS: Don't get cute with me, boy ! We're NOT on familiar enough terms for nicknames! Now you're pissing me off! GENERAL RIKKAN: My apologies, Lord Vacuous. VACUOUS: Much better. Try all that **** with the CANDY King and you can kiss your head goodbye..if that's even possible. RIKKAN: I will try my best, Lord Vacuous. VACUOUS: Try not! Do or, well you know the rest, everyone and their mother's uncle are repeating that phrase these days. Dismissed! RIKKAN departs to the back of the Shuttle, where he decides to try a Ruby Bliel VAC's been raving about, and...well....BLEEEECHHH![/quote]